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Monster Free Home Inspection Guarantee for Scared Little Ones.


Your Saint Louis Home Inspection is Guaranteed To Be Monster Free

Our Saint Louis Home Inspectors will complete a Monster Free Home Inspection and issue a guaranteed certificate to any of those little ones who may be a little nervous or afraid. 

Moving into a new home or city can be tough for anyone, and it can be hardest of all for your children. A new home may have unfamiliar closets, spaces, and noises that can make their first few days or weeks in a child's new place not as pleasant and exciting for them as it hopefully will be for you.

At Absolute Home Inspection Services we offer the Monster Free Guarantee to help ease your child's anxiety.

Feel free to bring your children to your home inspection, we can inspect under any beds, under stairs, in closets, and of course in the attics, basements, and crawlspaces to be completely sure there are no monsters living in the home they are about to move into.

When we are finished we will gladly provide your child with a signed Monster Free Guarantee Certificate so they can sleep soundly and be absolutely sure that their new home is clean and clear of any monsters, ghouls, ghosts, and gremlins.


Saint Louis Home Inspection Monster Free Guarantee Certificate



If You Are Anywhere Near The St Louis or Saint Charles Area, We Will Come To You!!

  • Saint Louis
  • West County
  • Woodson Terrace
  • Webster Groves
  • Overland
  • Clayton
  • Saint Ann
  • Hanley Hills
  • Kirkwood
  • Charlack
  • Harvester
  • Jennings
  • Richmond Heights
  • Clarkson Valley
  • Weldon Springs
  • Fenton
  • Pacific
  • Defiance
  • Florissant
  • Hazelwood
  • Lake St. Louis
  • Ladue
  • Manchester
  • Sunset Hills
  • Saint John
  • Berkeley
  • Ferguson
  • Maplewood
  • O'Fallon
  • Cottleville
  • Orchard Farm
  • Weldon Springs
  • Eureka
  • Wentzville
  • New Melle
  • Imperial
  • Saint Charles
  • South County
  • Bridgeton
  • University City
  • Chesterfield
  • Des Peres
  • Breckenridge Hills
  • Pagedale
  • Pine Lawn
  • Olivette
  • Earth City
  • Flordell Hills
  • Affton
  • Oakland
  • Wildwood
  • Valley Park
  • House Springs
  • Arnold
  • North County
  • Saint Peters
  • Manchester
  • Ballwin
  • Crestwood
  • Creve Coeur
  • Brentwood
  • Shrewsbury
  • Maryland Heights
  • Bel Nor
  • Edmundson
  • Town and Country
  • Frontenac
  • Huntleigh
  • Spanish Lake
  • Ellisville
  • High Ridge
  • Foristell

Just A Few of the Saint Louis Area Districts Where We Perform Home Inspections



Contact Absolute Home Inspection Services
For A Real Estate Home Inspection in Saint Louis, Saint Charles, and all Surrounding Counties

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Saturday - Sunday, 11:00 a.m. - 10:00 p.m.